Tonight's burning question

I know Salman Rushdie is a world famous writer and I've heard him speak and he sounds pretty sharp. In addition, his previous fatwa and his new knighthood make him sort of dangerous and all that but what I don't understand is how he manages to land such beautiful women. What's his secret? It's got to be something amazing because all the money and good loving in the world don't seem enough to make up for his ordinary looks. Alas, whatever it is, I'm sure it will soon attract wive number five.