Saturday, 31 May 2008

Last night in Soho, or grease is the word

Yesterday we had a family outing to London, to see Grease at the Piccadilly Theatre. We opted for the easy way into town; I drove us to Great Russell Street (to the carpark we affectionately call "the stinky carpark") and we walked to the Soho theatre from there. This walk should've been straight-forward and uneventful, but that's never the case when you're walking a 4 1/2 year old through Soho. Our first encounter with madness was witnessing a young man yelling, "PAEDOPHILE!! HE'S A PAEDOPHILE!!" over and over whilst chasing after an old man down Charing Cross. This dramatic chase led bystanders to comment, mostly shouting expletives after the old man. Being England, these weren't the mild-end-of-the-spectrum expletives so not only did Bailey hear the word "paedophile" but she also got it sandwiched with the c-word and the f-word. This, of course, led Simon to tell people to watch their language, which led to further exchanges requiring expletives from all involved parties.

We made it to the theatre, via Old Compton and Brewer Streets which are indeed the heart of London's porno district. Bailey thankfully didn't notice all the adult book/toy stores, prostitutes and massage parlours. She did notice the handful of already-drunks (it was 4:30PM) enjoying the fun Soho pub scene, especially since two of them almost knocked her over (protective daddy ensured this didn't happen).

The musical offered lots of enjoyable dancing and singing, but also lots of juvenile sexual talk and lots of middle-finger gestures. Hopefully this went over Bailey's head and she won't offer her middle finger at her Church of England school in Monday's show and tell...

But those are the joys of parenting. Bailey had a blast and the excursion wore her out; she slept all the way home. We shall be back in the heart of London very soon and will get to deal with another set of adventures.

Thursday, 29 May 2008

War crimes citizen arrest

This is SO my kind of story, an activist attempting to make a citizen's arrest on John Bolton for war crimes. Go, George Monbiot, go!

Op-ed from Cuba

Check out Fidel Castro's letter, as published in today's Guardian, about Barack Obama's recent speech on Cuba. I had no idea Mr Castro was healthy enough to be this on top of things, not to mention so articulate...

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Literary fraud, Vanity Fair style

I think my adoration of Vanity Fair just increased (yes, I know you're thinking, is that possible??). Having a quick flick around their website led me to this, their own archive of literary scandal coverage. Talk about must-read material... Thank you, VF!

Thinking about politics

Last night I was reading my latest New Yorker to come in the post and found this article quite interesting. Actually, it looks like essential reading for anyone eligible to vote in the next US presidential election.

Sunday, 25 May 2008

Sunday morning update of unrelated things

Yet again, Sunday morning seems like a logical time to think about the past week and what's ahead...

Safe travels to the amazing Jamie during her current travels in Jerusalem...

Happy retirement to Mary Balthrop. I am very lucky to have shared the work experience with her at the London Study Centre and still carry some of the life lessons she taught me (I wish I could carry them all but I'm not that fine a character!). Good luck to Mary as she starts a cool new phase of her adventure...

Sky Arts has hit gold again, this time creating a new live music show. I'm very excited about From the Basement...

The Chez Storms-Hewitt family film night series had its second showing last night, The Wizard of Oz. The point of the family film night is we watch a film together and one we haven't seen as individuals. The first in the series was Mary Poppins, which was a success, but last night's showing was a real crowd pleaser with each viewer...

Big up to Bro Ted and his new companion, his super speedy bike. Not only does the bike look very cool but Ted looks fantastic. May the new bike provide 1000s of miles of happy and safe journeys...

(shameless self-promotion coming up...) Big up to me for being within my correct BMI for the first time in years. As of Friday night, I've lost 79 pounds and I feel great. I still have a bit more weight to go and now need to work on toning and exercise but those are on the agenda...

The Hay Festival is going on and it's great to see coverage of all the events. Jamie, Simon and I (whilst carrying Bailey in my belly) took a fast day trip to Hay on Wye a few summers back and it is indeed a booklover's paradise. I hope to go again one day, this time during the festival...

I am very much looking forward to this week's BBC broadcast of their Mary Whitehouse bio. I am fascinated with Mary Whitehouse and can't wait for this insight into her life...

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Exercise your voting skills

The Man Booker Prize has opened a "best of" contest, so we can all vote on our favourite winning title. See what you think...

Monday, 19 May 2008

All about Paris

It’s all back to reality today after a fantastic weekend in Paris. We stayed for three days and two nights in this most glorious city (you can tell I’m still on my Paris high) and I must admit, the best part was just waking up there for two mornings. It’s one of my finest feelings.

First (but not in any order of importance…it was all so good), the hotel. Using lastminute.com we got in at the Villathena in the 9th arrondisement. It was perfect for us, with a very comfortable room, quiet vibe, trendy décor, and helpful staff. And I know this sounds strange, but the hotel was super clean, in looks and smells. That’s not always a given at a hotel, as we all know. Anyway, I can’t recommend it enough, because not only did it provide us with a lovely place to sleep (we needed our rest!) but it was so well located for our adventures.

Next, the museums. We hit the Egyptian antiquities, in the Sully wing, at the Louvre and were completely enthralled with the collection. The highlight for Bailey was getting to see a real mummy, still preserved in his bandages. We also saw a mummified crocodile, which scared the hell out of her (which surprised me, after her love for Old Joe at Wakulla Springs, whom she got to know when Zil took us there). Of course, we also saw a lot of other items that had us captivated almost until the Louvre closed Friday night. Thankfully we had time to see some of the sculpture collection as well, but saved the rest of the art for another visit.

On the museum front we also visited Centre Pompidou, specifically to see the Louise Bourgeois exhibit (an artist we both like, thanks to her huge metal spider we got to see at Tate Modern last autumn). The Bourgeois exhibit was fascinating and unexpectedly moving, especially her pieces involving hanging women’s items of clothing off animal bones. We used our time inside to also see the Traces du Sacré exhibition, some pieces of which were pretty stressful but still had to be appreciated.

Then onto tourist must-dos. I decided we should take a bus tour, so we could be sure to see as much as possible in our short time in the city. This worked out great, especially because we sat up top in a double-decker open-top bus for it. We got lots of pics and could see far more than we could’ve on foot during that time. This helped me add lots to our list of must-sees for the next trip.

We also did a bit of shopping in Galeries Lafayette. Again, it’s really a must-see, but we also got a few little souvenirs of our trip and took pics of their beautiful stained glass dome ceiling. Breathtaking.

One place we didn’t visit although I had hoped to was Notre-Dame. It’s not for any other reason than when we got there the City of Paris bread festival was taking place out front. I simply couldn’t cope with an entire market dedicated to the scrumptious and varied French breads, when I couldn’t have any myself. I know it’s selfish but I made a promise to take Bailey there the next time and that’s my right as a parent (and here's a helpful ex-pat's blog about it, in case you're curious).

Lastly, the big event for Bailey, going up the Eiffel Tower at night. We managed to survive the hour queue (thanks to the very nice conversations we started with three law school students next to us) and made it up in the middle of the “sparkling” lights display which takes place on the hour (the first time I saw this, it was 2000 and I was with Mary and we broke out into applause and cheers when it ended. It’s a thrilling display). The views that night were quite beautiful, thanks to a clear sky, and although it was crowded, it was well worth the efforts.

In conclusion, it was one of the nicest trips to Paris I’ve ever had. Bailey’s small but sincere attempts at speaking French thankfully charmed the recipients and she loved all the positive feedback. I got to enjoy some great momma-and-daughter time, whilst being in my favourite city and staying at a cool hotel. How could I not be on a high after that?

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Counting the hours

Bailey and I are off to Paris tomorrow afternoon and I am counting the hours. Our itinerary includes visit to the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, Centre Pompidou, Musee Rodin and a Seine boat trip. We've got two nights and bits or most of three days so we're making the most (is there ever enough time during a trip to Paris? Is any trip to Paris long enough??).

Monday, 12 May 2008

Yesterday at Hunton Park

Yesterday's gorgeous weather made the annual visit to Hunton Park for the Peace Hospice Garden Party so the thing to do. Hunton Park is just three streets over from Chez Storms-Hewitt, and was an easy walk in the sunshine.

The party proved a crowd-pleaser, as in past years, with lots of different things to do for all ages. The kiddie demographic was well catered for, with face painting (as seen in the pic), tea cup rides, a bouncy castle and a bouncy slide. Bailey was in heaven. The grown-ups enjoyed the book sale stall and getting to relax a bit (we would've enjoyed all the tasty looking food and drink, if we weren't on strict nutrition regimes at the moment...).
The sunshine and beautiful landscape inspired us to work in our own humble garden later that day. The three of us scrubbed garden furniture and toys and tidied up the overgrowth. The house is now officially ready for summer.

Thank you, Paresh

I have a huge thank you to offer to the amazing Paresh Pattni at Goldtown. On Friday I visited him because my beautiful new diamond ring (the one I got for Christmas from Simon, to celebrate the ten years of being married this year), engagement ring and wedding ring were getting too big (so much so, I was in fear of them flying off). Paresh not only sized them for me but also made each one look brand-new again, all within 24 hours! He's not only a master craftsman and artist, but he's a gentleman and runs such a professional business, he puts you at ease the moment you walk in the door. I love his work as well as his manner and advice he offers with his services. I wouldn't go anywhere else, and I'm obviously not the only person who feels this was; check out his reviews...

Saturday, 10 May 2008

Bitter irony


Yesterday afternoon I was in the parents' gallery at gymnastics class, watching Bailey and our dear friend Alice do their gym thing while I read The New Yorker that arrived in post (and had iPod on, which gave a great soundtrack to the event). Imagine my surprise when I saw an advert for Gordon Brown's US-published title, Courage: Portraits of Bravery in the Service of Great Causes. The first thing that caught my eye was the photo of the author smiling, a facial expression we never see in his native land. Then, the title made me laugh. I am very much for leaders displaying courage as they make the hard decisions, but how could the Prime Minister possibly explain the cowardice behind his party's policies when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer? For ten years he led the UK economy from the shadows and made no provision for the hard economics we're now faced with, including the highest petrol prices in the world. I'm not the only one with this point of view; check out what The Economist has to say...

New but slightly scary word

I came across this word whilst reading a stack of mags last weekend; it's orthorexia. It gives me the chills.

Friday, 9 May 2008

Trying to start the day in a good way

Since starting my nutritional programme in January I've been completely aware I need to embed regular exercise in my life. The kind of exercise I do enjoy (dancing, trampolining, playing tennis) are hard to schedule at this time, because when I'm not at work I am with Bailey. Given the hectic adult schedules in our house, Bailey would end up with a babysitter so I can go exercise; not the way I want to manage parenting. I had hoped to have this issue resolved by now, but was still in doubt when I saw Brunhild earlier in the week. I spoke with her about this and she, being smart and completely in-tune with the best treatment of the body, suggested starting the day with ten rounds of the sun salutation. I started two mornings ago and although I'm not quite up to ten rounds, I certainly feel it in my belly muscles (my poor muscles have had very little asked of them for so long). Many thanks to Brunhild for this great way to start the day, and for helping me with my first step to exercise acceptance.

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Bank Holiday Monday in Little Venice

It's Wednesday already and I realised I didn't talk about Bank Holiday Monday. Bailey and I headed to Little Venice to go to the Puppet Theatre Barge. It was a double bill, including Captain Grimey and The Three Little Pigs, both crowd pleasers.

What I didn't know was the Little Venice canal festival was on last weekend, so Bailey and I got to enjoy our afternoon before the play walking around the festivities. The weather was perfect and we just wanted to stay outside all day.

A little of our time in the neighbourhood was spent paying homage to our dear friend Mary, the Queen of Maida Vale. Here's a pic of Bailey in front of Mary's old road.

Monday, 5 May 2008

Malmaison Oxford


















The anniversary stay at Malmaison Oxford was as fab as I hoped. Admittedly, as the trip drew closer, I was giving some serious consideration about how much fun could be had sans delicious food and rich drink. I'm relieved to report it all turned out great; food and drink wasn't necessary to enjoy the peace of mind that comes from having Bailey safe and happy with dear Shelley in charge, and being in a beautiful, funky and quiet hotel.

We made the most of being in Oxford and used Friday to wander about (but off the packed main streets...somethings about Oxford never change and over-crowded pavements is one of them). We did some charity shop browsing, and a bit of buying (in Oxfam I got an amazing Karen Millen dress for such a low price I want to leave the price tag on when I wear it). Of course, we also hit the staple shops, including Borders (an impressively stocked store, and we know that's serious when I say it...the only thing that stood out was in the periodicals section, where Private Eye on display on the Cookery shelf).

The rest of the time was spent enjoying our suite, which gave me the chance to do some reading, enjoy the mags on offer in our room (with titles like Tatler, Harper's Bazaar and Conde Nast Traveller, I was set). We also got to enjoy the treat of supplying your own soundtrack, since all Malmaison rooms offer an iPod charging station with speakers (it's a fancy brand, too, which Simon informed me...unlike the cheap and cheerful speaker set I bought for our kitchen). We left the iPod playing and made it through all the songs about 6:00AM.

Saturday was used exploring the Oxford Castle area, where the hotel is located. This gave me time to take some photos of the hotel, which had me completely fascinated because of it's former life as a jail. I've posted some of these pics in this blog, including an interiod shot of the main former-jail building; Simon enjoying the hotel's rooftop terrace; me outside the door of our amusingly-named suite; showing off how short prisoners must've been back in the day, if the height of the cell doors is any indication; an interior pic at night (candles light up all the lobby areas at night...it looks gorgeous and sends a definite message to those concerned about health and safety...); and, an exterior at night pic, taken from the rooftop terrace.

On the jail topic, the hotel has cleverly named all the suites after former prison wardens. I found this idea completely in line with my humour, until I saw a room-service attendant wandering around the suite wing looking for a room by name instead of number. It's not a practical system but it pleases the guests...

Friday, 2 May 2008

Momentous May

This May marks ten years since the wedding celebrations of the Storms and Hewitt union. The official day is 9 May, when we were married in Howe Bridge, but some celebrate it on 16 May, because that's the day we had the Sarasota wedding (at the beautiful Crosley Mansion).

Simon and I are celebrating this weekend, with a stay at the Malmaison Oxford. We love Malmaison Manchester, and I can't wait to see what the Oxford spot is all about.