Dear Watford-area perverts,
On Saturday I was in Borders and noticed their DVD section now showcases an adults-only shelf. This is a relatively new genre in this section and, as you may or may not know, I'm no fan of porn. I'm no fan of censorship either, but that's not the point.
The point is, it was me who sullied the XXX shelf with titles from the non-porn section, titles which when put upon the pervy shelf, took on a new life. Yes, I put Cheaper by the Dozen, The 40 Year Old Virgin and Columbo, series 4. And, yes, I'm sure you were thrilled to see some new titles on the shelf later that day, some really racy ones!
This isn't an apology but a prideful confession. Everytime I think of someone buying these with the pornographic hopes of a solitary evening on the couch, I can't stop laughing. And if you saw someone leaving the DVD section that day with tears streaming down her cheeks, it was me.